the most interesting things i say are in my tags, not in my posts. i talk shit. a lot of shit. about everything. i'm judgmental of tv and movies and my life, but not of others. i like to help people as much as i can and i'm an extremely passionate person, which means i care a lot. sometimes i wish i didn't care so much and sometimes i'm thankful for it. i'm thankful for my friends and everyone who has stood by me through everything. i talk a lot. i rant a lot. i hate a lot. but i also love a lot. i reblog a lot of posts about fashion and about sex. and also whatever looks interesting. i love followers.

 

Shakespearean insult bandages #3 #shakespeare #shakespeareaninsults #richardii

Shakespearean insult bandages #3 #shakespeare #shakespeareaninsults #richardii

Shakespearean insult bandage #2!

Shakespearean insult bandage #2!

pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

eager-eevee:

life tip: if a boy mocks you by saying “looks like someone is on their period” show them what it feels like to bleed every month by stabbing them in the dick every 28 days

You can have a very intense relationship with fictional characters because they are in your own head.

J.K. Rowling (via writingquotes)

My mom bought me Shakespearean insult bandaids #bestpresentever #shakespeare #insults #bandaids #win #loveit

My mom bought me Shakespearean insult bandaids #bestpresentever #shakespeare #insults #bandaids #win #loveit

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